taking more shots in a theater than John Wilkes Booth

nbctv:

Graphic timeline: 37 years of Saturday Night Live

I always squeal when I hear the Weekend Update jingle　

omg what if we get Stefon and Eli plays his gay friend?

barryeffngibb:

Are you Eli Manning?

Nope. I’m your worst fucking nightmare.

Suds’ hair = hair porn